Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 1. Sex and the City (Pilot). Open on Computer Screen- words being typed as said: )CARRIE: (Voice- over): Once upon a time, an English journalist came to New York . A well- liked and respected investment banker who made about 2 million a year.

ELIZABETH: Yes actually, I think its quite interesting (laughs) What? TIM: I feel like I I I know you from somewhere? ELIZABETH: Doubtful, I only just moved here from London. TIM: London? That’s my all time favourite city! ELIZABETH: (Sarcastic) Oh!

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TIM: Absolutely! CARRIE (Voice- Over): It was love at first sight ELIZABETH: You know. I think perhaps I have met you somewhere before (Cut to Driving Range: Elizabeth hitting golf ball, with Tim guiding her with his arms around her) CARRIE (Voice- Over) For 2 weeks they snuggled.

There are 4 bedrooms upstairs. Do you have any children? TIM: Not yet! ELIZABETH: I’d love to!

I’m sorry TIM: (his office) Could we take a raincheck? ELIZABETH: (her apartment) Of course. Tell your Mum I hope she feels better. CARRIE: (Voice- Over) He said he was up to his ears and that he’d call her the next day (Cut to Elizabeth sitting in a cafe with Carrie) ELIZABETH: He never did call of course!

In England, looking at houses together would have meant something CARRIE: (Voice- Over) Then I realised no- one had told her about the end of love in Manhattan (Carrie in picture stubs out cigarette) (Cut to view of street at night) CARRIE: (Voice- Over) Welcome to the age of “uninnocence”. No one has . Cupid has flown the co- op. We all know them and we all agree they’re great. They travel, they pay taxes, they’ll spend $4. Minolo Blahnik strappy sandals and they’re alone.

Why are there so many great- unmarried women, and no great- unmarried men? Column title reads . By the time you’re an eligible man in your thirties you feel like you’re being devoured by women. Suddenly the guys are holding all the chips. I call it a mid- thirties power flip (Freeze frame, subtitles read: Peter Mason – Advertising Executive – Toxic Batchelor) MAN 2: It’s all about age and Biology. I mean if you wanna get married, it’s to have kids, right?

And you don’t wanna do it with someone older than 3. I think these women should just forget about marriage and have a good time. One day she woke up and she was 4. She couldn’t get any more dates. She had a complete physical breakdown.

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Couldn’t hold on to her job and had to move back to Winsconsin to live with her mother (Freeze frame, subtitles read: Miranda Hobbes Esq – Corporate Lawyer – Unmarried woman) Trust me, this is not a story that makes men feel bad (Cut to Charlottes apartment) CHARLOTTE: Most men are threatened by successful women. If you want to get these guys, you have to keep your mouth shut and play by the rules. Sometimes you just have to give it a little space, and that’s exactly what is missing in Manhattan – the space for romance (Freeze frame, subtitles read: Skipper Johnston – Website creator – Hopeless Romantic) (Cut to Peter Mason, rock climbing) PETER: The problem is expectations. Older women don’t want to settle for what’s available.

It makes absolutely no difference. They’re just as self- centred and unappreciative as the good- looking ones (Cut to rock climbing) PETER: Why don’t these women just marry a fat guy? Why don’t they just marry a big fat tub of lard?

CARRIE: (Voice- Over) Another thirty something birthday with a group of unmarried female friends? SAMANTHA: Look, you’re a successful saleswoman in this city.

You have two choices: you can bang your head against the wall and try and find a relationship or you can say SCREW ? SAMANTHA: Noooo. I mean without feeling! A PR Executive she routinely slept with good looking guys in their twenties (In scene) SAMANTHA: Remember that guy I was going out with? What was his name? CARRIE: Drew the sex god! SAMANTHA: Right well afterwards, I didn’t feel a thing. It was like: ? SAMANTHA: Sweetheart, this is the first time in the history of Manhattan that women have had as much money and power as men plus the equal luxury of treating men like sex objects MIRANDA: Yeah, except men in this city fail on both counts.

I mean, they don’t wanna be in a relationship with you but as soon as you only want them for sex they don’t like it. All of a sudden they can’t perform the way they’re supposed to!

SAMANTHA: That’s when you dump them! CARRIE: Come on ladies, are we really that cynical? What about romance? SAMANTHA & MIRANDA: ehhhh who needs it?

CHARLOTTE: Yeah! MIRANDA: It’s like that guy Jeremiah, the poet. Watch Flipping Out Online Watch Series there. I mean the sex was incredible but then he wanted to read me his poetry and go out to dinner and the whole chat bit and I’m like lets not even go there.

CHARLOTTE: What are you saying? Are you saying that you’re just going to give up on love? ALL: Noooo CHARLOTTE: That’s just sick CARRIE: You believe me, the right guy comes along and you two right here, the whole thing (whistles) right out the window CHARLOTTE: That’s right! SAMATNHA: You’re forgetting .

What have I done?’ epiphanies CHARLOTTE: I hated that movie (Cut to Carrie’s apartment. She’s typing on her computer) CARRIE (Voice- Over): Was it true? Were women in NY really giving up on love and throttling up on power? Carrie is having lunch with Stanford Blatch) STANFORD: You know I’m beginning to think the only place one can still find love and romance in NY is the gay community. It’s straight love that’s become closeted CARRIE: (Voice- Over) Stanford Blatch was one of my closest friends. He was the owner of a talent agency who at the moment was down to a single client.

STANFORD: How could I possibly sustain a relationship? You know Derek takes up like a thousand per cent of my time CARRIE: Don’t you think you’re being a little obsessive? STANFORD: Carrie, I’m a passionate person. His career is all I care about. I have to put my personal life on hold. When that’s under control, then I can concentrate on my personal life CARRIE: Stanford, he’s an underwear model STANFORD: With a billboard in Times Square. Oh my god, don’t look turn around.

The loathe of your life is at the bar (Carrie turns around to see a man sitting at the bar) CARRIE: (Voice- Over) It was Kurt Harrington, a mistake I made when I was 2. And 3. 1 STANFORD: Carrie, don’t even go there CARRIE: What? Do you think I’m a masochist?? The man is scum. STANFORD: Good, because I don’t have the patience to clean up this mess for the fourth time CARRIE: Will you relax? I don’t have a shred of feeling left. STANFORD: Thank God! CARRIE: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to visit the ladies room STANFORD: Carrie!

CARRIE: (To camera, walking away from their table towards the bar) It was true, I no longer felt a thing for Kurt. After all these years I finally saw him for what he was: a self- centred, withholding creep who was still the best sex I ever had in my life. However I did have a little experiment in mind (Stops at bar next to Kurt) (On screen) Kurt, wow! What are you doing here? KURT: Hey babe (Kisses her on cheek) God you look gorgeous CARRIE: Thanks. So how’s life? KURT: Not bad, can’t complain.

CARRIE: Oh you know, still writing the column. So, you seeing anyone special? KURT: Not really, you? CARRIE: Oh just a couple guys.

Well you look good though KURT: So do you (Stanford is waving frantically at Carrie mouthing Nooooo!) CARRIE: Sooo what are you doing later? KURT: I thought you weren’t talking to me for the rest of your life? CARRIE: Who said anything about talking? KURT: (Laughs) What do you say to my place, three o’clock?

CARRIE: All right, see ya there (Carrie walks back to the table) STANFORD: Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you’re doing?

CARRIE: Oh, calm down, its research. CARRIE: Oh sorry, I have to go back to work KURT: What?

Are you kidding? You’re serious? CARRIE: Oh yeah, completely. But I’ll give you a call. Maybe we can do this again sometime? I’d just had sex like a man.

I felt like I owned this city.